THE RULES:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people. (NO.)
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

Starring:
Ajax (The Uncaring), Isaak (The Wizard), Malcolm (The Abusive, haha), and Askani (The Protege).

Q&A
1. How old are you?
Ajax - 400 or so. Fuck, I'm old.
Isaak - When viewed objectively, age is really relative to maturity. While age-wise, I may not be as impressive as most, at my current level of maturity I am more than sufficiently wizened to outclass any of my general circle.
Malcolm - Hmmng.
Askani - Around forty, I suppose? Not young enough to enjoy this, pikut.

2. What's your height?
Ajax - Six foot four. Sizing me up, y'fuckin' wimp?
Isaak - Once more, a relative suggestion, as I have no true height to speak of, my shape only being a product of my own whim at the time. Though, were I forced to give some generalized estimate, then I would have to say that I am between 6'6" and 11'10". Ahem.
Malcolm - Big. Bigger than you.
Askani - This is stupid!!

3. Are you a virgin?
Ajax - Haven't been asked that in the last hundred fuckin' years or so...
Isaak - Absolutely not. However, virginity for a male is more psychological than physical, as it is for females. One could say, with considerable surety, that I was never a virgin, as my mental state never reflected any sort of it.
Malcolm - No.
Askani - Wh-What kind of question is that?! Huh?!?! Fuck you!!!

4. Who's your mate/spouse?
Ajax - Who th'fuck still uses the word 'spouse'? Seriously, can any of you fuckin' spell that?
Isaak - Ah, my significant other would have to be my darling Nebuchadnezzar, to whom I've given all, and would give more than all, for. She is the light in my eyes, and all that keeps me going now.
Malcolm - No.
Askani - M-mate?! What kind of questions are these?! Who the hell made this shit up!?!

5. Do you have any kids?
Ajax - Hell fuckin' no!
Isaak - I do, a mature son whom left me after the death of his mother. His is a tragic example of what could have happened to...Ah, I suppose that's no real concern. Soon, I'll have children whom will become the world to me.
Malcolm - ... No.
Askani - K-Kids?! What kind of being do you think I am, you lewd sonofa-!

6. What's your favourite food?
Ajax - Bacon.
Isaak - Considering my independency on regular, nourishing food, I would have to say that no particular sustenance truly strikes my fancy, as I have no true preference.
Malcolm - Food?
Askani - Illako said, 'I no longer consume solids.' The same applies.


7. What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Ajax - Fuckin' Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, and anyone who says differently needs to be beaten like a rented mule!
Isaak - Though I previously never held much appeal with ice cream, lately I have found myself storing more of it. My wares are limited to dark chocolate, and so I would suppose that has, like the woman who eats it, found a way into my heart.
Malcolm - Heheh...'I scream'....Heheheh...
Askani - Iced...cream?

8. Have you killed anyone?
Ajax - If it's a good day, you're fucking right I have.
Isaak - When the necessity arises, and I must take up arms, then I kill. Though killing is, obviously, not the most healthy way to end an argument it is still the fastest.
Malcolm - Mmm...Tons.
Askani - Death comes to everyone. We just help them find it.


9. Do you hate anyone?
Ajax - That dirty fuckin' pervert who keeps harassing me. I swear t'fuckin' God, he pushes me one more time, I'm going to shove that scythe he lives in so far up an elephant's ass, it fuckin' chokes on it!
Isaak - Dear me, no. 'Hate' is reserved for those who actually have some overbearing emotional connection to someone. I have none of the sort, and therefore do not possess the capacity to hate. If I did, the results might be...unflattering.
Malcolm - Everyone.
Askani - Only my father, for being such a weak human. After all, were it not for him, I would not be so incomplete. It is his fault for this life!

10. Have any secrets?
Ajax - Secrets? Why would I have those, I got nothin' to fuckin' hide.
Isaak - Secrets are simply another word for sensitive information. Which I have much of.
Malcolm - Here's a secret. 'Go fuck yourself.'
Askani - Kcht...No, of course not.

11. What is your job?
Ajax - Aren't jobs for, like, responsible people? Fuck that.
Isaak - One could say that I'm a scientist. I've been called many things, but that strikes me as the most accurate, given the circumstances raised. A scientist it is, then.
Malcolm - No.
Askani - I follow my Illako, and my job is her word. Why overcomplicate things beyond that?


12. What do you do to relax?
Ajax - Beat th'fuck out of people. Yeah, you're next!
Isaak - Often I like to sneak away into my Tower, the room which leads into my own soul, where I can watch the machinations of countless unspeakable creatures as they roam around my hollow body, killing, living, and generally causing havok. It entertains me, as well.
Malcolm - Kill.
Askani - I walk. Why the hell are you asking, huh!?

13. Where would you rather be lost - in a deserted village in the middle of a haunted forest surrounded by undead cults, or in a desert dotted with ruins filled with gold but no available water source?
Ajax - The village. 'Cause I can kill all those fuckers! Then I'll go to the desert, and grab that fuckin' gold!
Isaak - The desert seems prudent, given my ability to survive without any sort of sustenance like your 'water'. Though the gold would not be any motivation to myself. I am more than sufficiently rich.
Malcolm - Doesn't matter.
Askani - What does it matter? If death is assured, it leaves no question.

14. What are/were your parents like?
Ajax - I don't fuckin' remember those people...How fuckin' sad...Boohoo. Fuck you.
Isaak - As I recall, I was without parents, and therefore have no answer to give you concerning that question. However, I can tell you that with my own children I will endeavor to provide them a childhood full of my presence. Even if their childhood will consists of days.
Malcolm - Fuck off.
Askani - My mother..She was...-sighs-. My father was a sonofawhore. I'll kill him, soon enough...

15. Under what circumstances do you think killing someone justified, in general?
Ajax - When the mood fuckin' moves you, I guess.
Isaak - When no other option openly presents itself, then violence becomes the acceptable response. If killing is the only way I can, beyond a shadow of a doubt, succeed, then it is justified.
Malcolm - Any time.
Askani - Killing isn't justifiable. You do it, or you do not. But if you don't have the stomach for it, then why even try?

16. What is the worst feeling you experienced?
Ajax - Go fuck yourself!
Isaak - I've no intention to talk about that sort of thing here. It is not for you...
Malcolm - Hmmn.
Askani - I...I don't know. Are we done yet?


17. What is your opinion of the opposite sex?
Ajax - Women have got their uses. Especially the naive virgins. But they're so fuckin' clingy, I wish I could just bring myself to rip her head off and break that scythe in half!
Isaak - They are the pinnacle of art within modern society, organic 'Mona Lisas' who should be preserved, each and every one, and nurtured into total maturity. Those that reach that point are truly gems, and should be cherished, like my dearest Nebuchadnezzar.
Malcolm - Slaves.
Askani - O-Opposite sex? Like...W-women? Uh, pass on that.

18. Do you want to say something to your readers?
Ajax - Better fuckin' watch out, mother fuckers! I'm coming for you!
Isaak - Enjoy the remainder of your day, and past that, those lasting days, lest you find them all cut short by some unfortunate happenstance.
Malcolm - Ugh...
Askani - Asshole!