Ten things I wish I could say to people:
1. I'd go gay for you.
2. If you chased as many opportunities as women, you'd be a millionaire.
3. If you can't hear, get a hearing aid. Stop making me repeat myself all the time.
4. You're the closest thing to my heart. Getting closer, too.
5. One day, we're going to need each other. I hope, on that day, the zombies don't get to you before me.
6. I get it. You don't care about anything. Turn off the cliche machine and get real, Ultron.
7. You talk way too much. Way, way, way too much.
8. I've been told not to hate somebody 'till you dance on their grave. I'll be waiting.
9. You're pathetic